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i-got-the-bail-money said: I bought a cat.

god save us all

27 May 2012    Reblog    
i-got-the-bail-money said: You're welcome. I'll be in a library if you decide to stop being such an ass.

is being an ass a bad thing? cause i have a pretty nice ass so i might take that as a compliment.

25 April 2012    Reblog    
i-got-the-bail-money said: Oh, you know what? Fine. You're an adult, self-sufficient man, who doesn't need anyone or anyone's help. See if I care again.

that sounds great. thanks.

25 April 2012    Reblog    
i-got-the-bail-money said: I get the feeling that you're angry at me. Why are you angry at me? What did I do? I just don't want you to be arrested again.

no. we would want to waste your precious and depleting supply of money.

24 April 2012    Reblog    
i-got-the-bail-money said: Oh dear God, I feel so bad for saying this, but better them than you, really.

now what makes you say that. because they let you bail them out. because theyre so helpless and you just have to take care of every goddamn hopeless thing you see. and that you fucking consider me to be in that cateogry. cause youre… charles.

24 April 2012    Reblog    
i-got-the-bail-money said: It's not arrogant, it's honest. And while it wouldn't be a problem on material level, I'm afraid of your and mine records. We can always send pledges?

wow. foiling their records? thats very unlike you charles. 

…im so proud. i may cry.

23 April 2012    Reblog    
i-got-the-bail-money said: Jesus, where did this came from? Please, don't do anything that would land us in jail AGAIN.

well according to your overly arrogant username that’s not a problem is it.

23 April 2012    Reblog    
i-got-the-bail-money said: Would a stuffed one suffice? I don't think it's quite legal otherwise.

what if we frame the zetas.

23 April 2012    Reblog    
i-got-the-bail-money said: No one's stopping you. There's beer in the fridge and there should be a bottle of vodka somewhere under the sink.

you should be drinking. oh. know what you should be drinking. you should drink. no. no that was a bad. okay that thought never happened. we’re just gonna. okay it’s gone. go grab a bear. i mean beer. no a bear. i want you to bring me a bear.

bring me a bear, charles. a bear.

23 April 2012    Reblog    
i-got-the-bail-money said: Why do you think I will accept that poor issued challenge? Also, for how long have you been drinking today already?

the better question would be for how long have i not been drinking. and the answer is too long.

23 April 2012    Reblog